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Roterende fis på 1 klassePosted by Jeanette 19 May, 2015 23:14


Jeg synes det er skide sjovt at finde på flabede ordsprog, lider ofte af grov sort humor. At være smart i en fart med et tvist af provo, sandhed eller ironi…
Dem her kan jeg dog ikke tage æren for, de er fra nettet – Desværre ikke hjemmelavede eller danske, men stadig gode og også lidt sjove...

- Imagine if your life was as functional as you make it appear on Facebook.

- If you don’t want to be called one, don’t act like one.

- You’re too short to be that full of shit.

- I love it how my middle finger get’s an erection whenever you ’re around.

- You knew damn well that was the wrong hole.

- I don’t hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.

- Don’t name it and blame it. Nix it and fix it.

- People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own souls.

- I almost had a ’I need a man’ moment, but then I was able to get the wine open.





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